This morning Jason woke up and said, "Wow, Tyler was a good boy last night." I was like, yeah. And then he goes on to say, "He only woke up once." WHAT! "Once?! What are you smoking? He woke up every two hours!"

Oh, I wish men had mammaries. I mean, Jason really does do his part to take care of Tyler. Washes him. Plays with him. Changes him. But wouldn't things be a lot more fair if men could FEED their babies too? Just a thought. I mean, cause who is really waking up every two hours? The moms! What is the point of the men waking up in the middle of the night, right, when they don't have to goods to help out with things? Just not fair!