Spaz Attack

Thoughts from a big spaz who has lots to spaz about.

Friday, February 03, 2012

hello everyone! yes, all four of you...hellos! :)

in many decluttering sites and books, they all state that you must get rid of your "fantasy self." we all have "fantasy self clutter." for example, the lazy ass who sits in front of the TV every night who WANTS to be an athlete so bad so he has acquired ALL the equipment that an true athlete might have, or the stay at home mom who buys business attire because, in her fantasy world, she is high powered business woman, even though she would never have any places to go to wearing such clothes.

that got me thinking, "what is my fantasy self?"sadly, i have more than one fantasy selves, but one that sticks out at the moment: my fantasy self is a BAKER. i have everything a baker would need to open up a store: enough baking pans to last me a lifetime, over 50 cake decorating tips, muffin (regular and mini) pans that i have never touched, a bundt cake pan that i have never touched, every kind of sprinkles that i could put on cupcakes and cookies. i even have a cupcake holder and a cake holder IN CASE i would ever have to transport my imaginary baked goods. (also things that i have never used.)

when the hell would i ever need to bake a cupcake or a cake? to take to the boys' school? ummm, not happening! did you know that both tyler and chase's schools have rules that you can only bring store bought items to share with the class?

and even if there wasn't a rule like that, wouldn't it be so much easier just to buy them at the local market or bakery (or COSTCO!?) and take them to school or any other party?

i mean, really, cristina? like really?

i guess i could baked for my family, but why the hell would i have all those baked goods (nasty high fat and calories) around me, tempting me to eat it! also, tyler and jason don't even like to eat stuff like this so that would mean that chase and i could share a whole cake or 12 muffins? not happening!

it's really time to be more honest with myself and be grounded in my own REALITY and live in the truth, sista! (yes, i'm preaching to myself. haha.)

(jess, if you are reading this, do you want some of my baking stuff?)


Anonymous susan said...

hmmm... makes me wonder what my fantasy self is... so does that mean you're supposed to purge all of your baking stuff?!

11:24 AM  
Blogger jw said...

You're not getting rid of your bakers hat too are you????? =)

12:45 PM  
Blogger Wandering Chopsticks said...

Ooh, I'll take your decorating tips and mini muffin pan. :)

12:53 PM  
Anonymous Steph Park said...

I somehow stumbled onto this blog again (the link was saved somewhere) and I'm dying laughing... the perfect pick-me-up at 1 AM while I try to write my papers. The minimalist post is too funny teehee. Glad you're doing well! Miss you!! :)

11:16 PM  

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