( I won't say where these came from.)

To Carl's Jr.
The new Paris Hilton commercial is disgusting. You might be targeting young males but have turned off every other demographic.

From Carl's Jr.
Thank you for contacting us. We have received your message and will respond back to you as soon as possible. Please do not reply to this message.


To Proactiv Solution:
I don't know why Jessica Simpson is your spokesperson when I heard Ms. Simpson say in a E! Channel interview that the accutane her dermatologist gave her "changed her life!"

Response from Proactiv:
Thank you for your email regarding Proactiv Solution and Jessica Simpson. Many Proactiv Solution members have tried or used Accutane (and many other acne products) before using Proactiv Solution. For these customers, Proactiv Solution was the better choice. The same is true for many of our celebrity endorsers too. Proactiv Solution appreciates the support of all of its users, even those who used to use other acne products.

If I can be of further service, please feel free to contact me. If you have any questions or would like to place an order, you may also contact customer service at 1-800-950-4695 or log on to www.proactiv.com.

(Some people have too much time on their hands.)

Go go Luna Lemon Zest bars... so good and healthy too!