Last week, I took a day off to get my ultrasound. When I told the administrator that I would be gone for my doctor's appointment, she told me that I could get a "half day sub." I was like, "Um...no."

Why would I do that? I get five sick days a semester and I intend on using them all before I leave. Now if I got paid for the sick days that I didn't use, I might considar staying "really healthy." But, since I don't, trust me, I will use all full five days. Thanks lady.